26 November 2010

the un-thankful list

Loads of folks have been doing the “30 things that I am thankful for”…I am thankful for so much and voice it often so I was trying to be funny and list the 30 things I am not thankful for.
1. 1. Waiting in lines
2. 2. Roaches
3. 3. Hurricanes/tornados
4. 4. Mean people
5. 5. The common cold
6. 6. Traffic Jams
7. 7. Dead batteries
8. 8. Nancy Grace
9. 9. “If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
1010. Cold coffee/flat coke
1111. Bleachers
1112. The hot side of the pillow
1313. Mice
1414. Lying politicians
1115. Not being able to brush your teeth when you want to
1616. 100 degree temperatures/30 degree temperatures
1717. Cold French fries
1 18. Food stuck in your teeth
1919. TSA security lines in major airports.
2020. Nancy Pelosi
2121. Junk Mail
2222. Walmart, who stops carrying my favorite products all the time
2323. No more Jack McCoy
2424. Paducah not having a Target
2525. Kids that speak in “text message”
2626. The magazines in the mechanics lobby…all men magazines
2727. That school busses do not have seat belts
2828. That Disney has dumped all the good (vintage) EPCOT songs
2929. That Hedwig died.
3030. The underdog never seems to over come.